Ok, so there are loads of pretty boy-band type actors wandering around here - occasionally in various states of (pixellated) undress, but otherwise this is all a rather messy and unfunny crime caper that sees a group of private security lads and one of the would-be robbers head into the jungle to try to recover some missing jewels (pinched by one of their own number - "Jelly" (Kaho Hung) - who is making for the border). Along the way, they alight on some rather feisty commune-dwellers who can be quite efficient with a pitch fork whilst all the time being pursued by the folks who want the…