Garchaster's Cornblade
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
- Status
- Released
- Original Language
- English
Cast
Kasper MeltedhairTarsia
Donald FarmerDonald Farmer
Brewce LongoRotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of GarbiteAndy Heck BoydGorgas MordpanCarrie PhillipsOzraMatt MinterScary Fairy TaX MenzakDorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Dogfood WilliamsRasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult MemberMary FaustKrink Melrose / Klon KrangerMichelle WanhalaKoringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult MemberNicholas DeGideoRet Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult MemberMedia
Official Trailer
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What is Garchaster's Cornblade about?
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorch…
Who stars in Garchaster's Cornblade?
The movie stars Lyndsie Jane Earle, Kasper Meltedhair, Donald Farmer, Brewce Longo, Andy Heck Boyd and more.
When was Garchaster's Cornblade released?
Garchaster's Cornblade was released in 2026 and is streaming free on FlixWow.