Nope, I didn't get the memo for this one. It's a lady with her body painted in different colours who is swinging, rapidly, towards a background projection of a phallic looking aubergine with two pickled onions strategically placed at one end. As she moves towards one end of it, it looks like it is entering her. As she moves towards the other, well she looks more like she is trying to make it's eyes water with her feet - if you know what I mean. After about one minute of this, I'd got the message. After two, I was expecting some sort of variation. After eight I realised that I'd rather wasted…