If you can imagine an edition of "Father Ted" mixed in with one of "Mr Benn" then you'll not go far wrong with this really quite funny observation of when it is, or isn't, ok to go exploring your body with your - or someone else's - finger! A novice arrives at the church door to face a barrage of questions that essentially sum up the church's attitude to homosexuality. Passing this exam - but only just - he is admitted and is soon annoying his mentor with questions that cast some doubts of the certainly of some of their biblical doctrine. The elder father's responses are usually something…