"Extreme Makeover: Home Edition", but Netflixified. "_You don't need to reinvent the wheel_", said the designer, who made just about the most overly complicated kitchen features ever. It's clear that none of these people understand that, respectfully, kids are effing stupid. Have you heard about the IKEA cabinets that killed children? Well. If there's anything positive I can say, it's that the end results were visually beautiful as individual elements... for the first 3 episodes. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough for me to make it through the whole show. I couldn't bring myself to it, as the…